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Monday, 27 July 2015

The Village in the Tree #4 - Heterodoxy

Earlier in our narrative
I took care to explain
That the origin of all
Is something quite arcane

Please do not presume to think
Such ignorance is mine alone
For the dwellers in the tree
All were equally at sea
That is, they had as little grasp
Of their own antiquity
As that afforded you or me

Ignorance begets a world
Of bright imagination
Untrammeled by the tiresome bounds
Of factual limitation
Where even grubby tramps may dare
To believe themselves to be
Unjustly disinherited
Royal progeny

Subjected to the will
Of long-term infatuation
It is possible
That a population
May believe themselves to be
That which they are clearly not

On outside investigation
The entire habitation
Of the Village in the Tree
Proved to be
In such a shameful spot

Not to put too finer point
On our prognostication
The villagers upon the tree
Shared the same hallucination

In their naive estimation
The tree from clouds was suspended
Roots to the base were appended
Merely for decoration 

Thus "Village in the Sky are we"
Proudly declaimed the majority
And violent the strife
Bitter the animosity
T'ward any with the temerity
To wish to be
The Village in the Tree

Complex inferiority
Incrementally
Abandoning its principles
Deserting historicity
Descending imperceptibly
To general mediocrity
Grants assent
Once will is bent
To the general will
And even Sayers of the nay
Cast up their hands
Say "What the hey -
Village in the Sky are we”
Despite abandoned certainty
Of the nature of reality

The Slow Bereavement of Edward Hughes

Edward Hughes had an addition
Rather he was added to
Grace Elizabeth Sarah Fields
At the age of 22

They saw the world then came to rest
In a garden with bright views
In a gentle twilight
Edward and Grace Hughes

Today he sat alone at table
Grace was absent from his side
He searched for words but was not able
To talk of Grace, swept by the tide

Swept by the tide of time and pain
Cut adrift from peace and love
Drifting near then far again
Until the time he's fearful of

The time when Edward Hughes will be
Alone as once before
When Grace Elizabeth Sarah Fields
Will be there no more

He knows this time must come at last
We all know it too
Yet none of us can bear the thought
The parting of these two

Down the Pub

Don't belch on your beloved
Don't over-fill your paunch
With nuts and crisps and lager
Work very hard to staunch
Inebriated promises
Of everlasting love
She's heard it all before my friend
So let me tell you bruv
She had your number hours ago
Knew what you was about
You had your third pint on the go
When she knew you was a lout

Monday, 20 July 2015

The Village in the Tree #3 - The Village in the Sky

The Village in the Sky?
Well might the gentle reader cry
Protesting - yet we don't forsake
More correctly, we have not forsook
The title writ upon the spine
And the cover of the book
Our tale is still arboreal
Confusion is ephemeral
Our persistent theme will be
The Village in the Tree

The perspective of observers
Is differentiated
Compared to that of those within
The realm investigated
Then we are not surprised
That the Village in the Tree
Is known by those that live therein
Quite contrarily
As the Village in the Sky

"Point made and noted
Please pass on
To a point of relevancy"
Yet gentle reader we must dwell
Awhile upon this piquancy

For in this matter by and by
The fate of the Village in the Sky
Shall be seen to have been chosen
Inadvertently
By the naive determination
Of the villagers not to be
The Village in the Tree

Let me explain …

Cuckoo Lament

The cuckoo was a simple bird
Putting faith in every word
Accepting the veracity
Of cuckoo-held philosophy

To raise a future generation
Requires no thought or contemplation
After the delight of mating
Follows a week or two of waiting
Then at last the egg is laid
In a nest found ready-made
The fuss of procreation done
Fly away and sing in the sun

No cuckoo since the world began
Can explain or understand
The frantic life of others
The fluttering of feathers
The lyric of the sparrow song
That mothers' work is never done

So at length there came a day
When the search for a place to lay
The precious egg was all in vain
For naught but cuckoos now remained
The hen sought place of incubation
Then to the cock came inspiration
There, a fluffy little cloud
Floated high and floated proud
Resembling a downy nest
The reader may surmise the rest
How the egg, laid while in flight
Fell within the downy fluff
And how once fallen out of sight
It smashed upon the rocky bluff

Thus the cuckoos passed away
Beware for so may you one day
For living on the toil of others
Is not confined to the realm of feathers
You think that plenty will never end
But have a care my foolish friend
Lest it be said that you, yes you
Have become 'cloud-cuckoo' too

In Mists Unseen

Out there beyond the leaves, the trees and the green
Is the blue and the true of the sea
The level, the line between fields and trees
The start of the sky - I know where it lies
Out there beyond the leaves, the trees and the green
In the mists of the morning unseen

Monday, 13 July 2015

The Village in the Tree #2 - Upon the Origin

Among the tales of antiquity
None rarer may be found
Than the fable (none are able
to dispute its authenticity)
Of the Village in the Tree

The tree from fabled seed had grown
Hybridized, of unique genome
Baobab and Sycamore
Joshua and Bristlecone
Oaken-hearted
Poplar-ised
Mystic and eternal
Yggdrasil itself
Could not be the equal
Of the tree that we envision
At the center of our fable

Whence came people to the tree?
How were they able
To construct a village
Nestle it in verdant green
Hang it in the place between
The rootstock far below
And the clouds that with the sun do glow
And hide the crown in misty glory
This falls not in the scope
Of my story

Nor can I explain
The reservoirs that catch the rain
The cunning plans that irrigate
Exotic crops - the tools of yore
Forged without an earthy ore
Yet able to facilitate
Works of carpenter and more
Those of civil engineer
Performed with muscle sweat and little more
Than that which happened to be near

Though hidden by the mists of time
These practicalities
Arranged in perfect order
(Like sixteen types of quark
And spools of super-string
Mystically supporting
The shape of everything)
Needs-must be as real
As the vision in our eye
The crystal-clear impression
Of the Village in the Sky

Surgical Ward

When you awake to a world of pain
Please do not fret and don't complain
Muster your gumption
Gather your will
Repeat without ceasing "I am not ill"

You signed a form and we did this to you
You asked us to do it so do not feel blue
Yet thanks to your surgeon and medical team
You may feel an occasional impulse to scream
But thanks to powerful killers of pain
Soon you will find yourself - 'right as rain'
So for the meantime just take a pill
And repeat after me "I am not ill"

The Ballad of Osbourne Hamley

A beetle ran across his brow
Black as ink on paper - note how
It signifies an end of thought
A pause - a closing of the book
As Osbourne with a frozen look
Lies down

He loved his mother - 'God knows how'
His wife will meet his father now
Time is slow
The hazy glow - of light
Interrupted - dim then bright
Through the branches faintly glow
Ending now
The beetle running from the brow
Leaving now

Child returned to nursery
Gathered into father's heart
Young Master's Ale a memory
'Do you know I loved you now?'
The beetle fallen from the brow
Making haste to quit the page
Of Osbourne Hamley's face

Monday, 6 July 2015

The Village in the Tree #1 - Author's Note

I told the story widely
Of the Village in the Tree
So widely that it seemed to some
To have veracity

Debates arose and there were those
Who said "No!", and yet
Some said "Well ...
Arboreal
Settlement
In pursuit of human betterment
May be true -
This lowly fool may be a savant yet!"

They took me off to see
A Doctor of Philosophy
Who sat down
And with a frown
Sought to know,
With eyes aglow
The story of the Village in the Tree

I told him that it was not true
Into an instant rage he flew
“How dare you venture an opinion
When one in all the land and kingdom
Arbiter of light and truth
Recipient of approbation
Bestowed by Royal Proclamation
Shall weigh the matter and expound
Where the font of truth be found”

He sucked his teeth and paced the room
From morning light 'till evening gloom
Finally he turned to me ...
"'Tis known by all for a certainty
That in a Universe so wide
As to conceal its farthest side
All that excites the mind of Man
Is somewhere to be found - I can
Enumerate the panoply
Of bounteous serendipity
Of miraculous discovery
So by the power granted me
I declare the Village in the Tree
The essence
The epitome
Of guaranteed veracity!”

Woe is me
My simple fable simply told
Inexplicably enrolled
In the illustrious company
of Pythagoras and Archimedes

Poet's Block

I have the curse of verse
And art in every vein
And no sweet song
To spend it on
Life is so very plain

Where an ancient mariner
When you have need of him?
Where a host of daffodils
That nod their heads in spring?
Where the stately raven
Of saintly days of yore?
Where a country churchyard?
Nevermore, nevermore

I have a camera
And no-one to point it at
Now tell me true
I'm asking you
What do you make of that?

Proposal

Little brown ducks in the lee of the reed-bed
Little brown ducks come to see what's new
Little brown ducks waiting to be fed
I forgot to bring bread
How about you?

Little brown ducks quickly losing interest
Little brown ducks paddle out of view
Here we sit in the lee of the reed-bed
I would like to be wed
How about you?

Wednesday, 1 July 2015

By the Sea - a poem for bedtime

Teddy and Dolly are waiting for you
In a house beside the sea
It's been a whole day since they saw you
When you arrive what will you see?
What will you see what will you do?
They waited all day long for you
Close your eyes and meet them there
Dolly and her Teddy Bear

Every day Teddy goes
To the beach and snuffs his nose
In wind that blows across the seas
And carries a scent of Tulip Trees
To the windy beach he goes
And snuffs his nose
And snuffs his nose

Every day Dolly sings
Of sun and sand and happy things
She sings and doesn't have a care
And seagulls flying in the air
Float above on snowy wings
Dolly sings
Dolly sings

Every day they eat their tea
While looking out at the sea
There's a space at their table
When you're there, if you're able
Take my love to them for me
When every day they eat their tea

Its getting dark the day is done
It's time to sleep my little one
Do you know, if I were you
Here is what I think I'd do
Visit Teddy by the sea
Play with Dolly - you will see
Before you know it night is done
Here comes the sun
Here comes the sun