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Monday, 31 August 2015

The Sot

On a bus I met one day
A drunken sot who dared to say
That my case and suit and tie
Was offensive to his eye
He mumbled out profanities
He spat and spluttered
Coughed and wheezed
As though to ride upon a bus
Was purely for the drinking class

As he muttered and he swore
Offended by the things I wore
The folly of his case was plain
All his funds went down the drain

And who's to say and who can know
How quickly could the Sot's funds grow
If to booze he did not choose
But spent his money on clean trews.

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