Mr Boltzmann's Brains
Applied dynamic'ly
To problems of complexity
And Secondary Laws
Discerned the flow of heat to be
Leakage of complexity
An increase of entropy
Implying a first cause
Mr Boltzmann now in conflict
Bends his brains to extricate
Lifelong hero Darwin, Charles
From ascent upon petard
Bravely does he cogitate
Inwardly does remonstrate
Seeking to avoid the fate
Of acknowledging a God
Eureka !!!
If the sum totality
Of orderly cosmology
May merely be assumed to be
An illusory charade
In dimensions yet unknown to we
An excess of entropy
May yet explain the panoply
Of order found in ours
In spite of imbecility
Displayed through inability
Of Boltzmann's brain to retain
A grasp upon reality
Still rather would the Boltzmann brain
Believe that all within contained
By ancestor was not informed
But sprang from nothing fully-formed
Boltzmann's brain is celebrated
Quite why is not apparent
Since brains are random-generated
Quite devoid of talent
In the vast and lonely spaces
In-between the stars
Boltzmann's Brains without faces
Are more numerous than ours
How did Mr Boltzmann know
The sturdy explanation
Allowing atheistic order
To replace creation
How did Mr Boltzmann know -
Perhaps his Brains told him so
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