Gargoyle the Pug

Gargoyle the Pug
Sat on a rug
With a truncated face
He's up for a chase
There on the rug
Sits Gargoyle the Pug

Stanley the Setter
Thinks he is better
Than Gargoyle the Pug
Sat on the rug

"My coat is sleeker
My manners meeker
Than Gargoyle the Pug
He looks like a thug"

You have your views
But I get to choose
And I am deciding
That I will be siding
With Gargoyle the Pug
He needs a hug

So if you're a Setter
A glossy go-getter
Don't diss the Pug
Sat on the rug