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Wednesday, 11 December 2019

Big Car

Don't just wanna car, I wanna big car
Crew-cab, SUV - that's the kinda car for me
Rolls Royce, Bentley - don't ask about the mpg
Porsche, Ferrari - show's I got the money

Don't just wanna car, I wanna big car
Gonna drive around the town like I'm a big star
What's the politician gonna do?
He wanna drive a big car just like you
Why's the maker even gonna try?
When a big car's all you wanna buy
He wanna sell big cars to you
So he can drive a big car too

No-one wants a car that's not a big car
Electro-hybrid  bubble cars
Just aint cars for stars
And no one cares a bit because
They'll die before the planet does

If I'm gonna drive a car make it a big car
Global warming?
Fine by me
Just give me the key

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