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Friday, 5 July 2019

Upon the Marriage of S & H

To the Taylors a daughter - the Prestons a son
Today they are married and all say 'well done'

Today they have promised never to part
With rings on their fingers and joy in their heart

With smiles on their faces a new life begins
And all of us share in the joy that it brings

We wish them blessings along all their way
We will remember the joy of today

To the Prestons a son - to the Taylors a lass
How happy we are that it all came to pass

Saturday, 29 June 2019

Sins of the Fathers

There was a tribe
They bought a gun
And set about stealing
From everyone

They filled their homes
With all of the bread
They sat and they waited
'Till others were dead

Their excrement floated
Into the sea
And the smoke from their fire
Was all you could see

They made sure that
Their children were fed
And lied to their offspring
About all the dead

As one of their children
I live in their home
Can I keep silent
Now I can roam?

And claim my life
And wealth as a birthright
Think only of self
It just doesn't feel right

That me and my lifestyle
Unless we are parted
Will finish the killing
That grandfather started

Friday, 28 June 2019

Songs from the Carehome ... Mr Floyd

Hello?
Is there anybody in there?
Just nod if you can hear me
Is there anyone at home?

Come on, now
I hear you're feeling down
Well I can ease your pain
Get you on your feet again

Relax
I'll need some information first
Just the basic facts
Can you show me where it hurts?

I am in pain, I’m on the ceiling
This chair is hard, what are you advising
The pain is coming through in waves
Please have mercy that’s what I’m praying

When I was a child we had a sofa
With cushions just like big balloons
Now I want to sit there once again
Oh the pain you would not understand
Sitting where I am
But my bum has become comfortably numb
My bum has become comfortably numb

Okay
Just another clock-tick
There'll be no more
But I think you’ll need a stick
Can you stand up?
Now you’ve started walking - good
I’m here beside you, you know
Come on it's time to go

I am in pain, I’m on the ceiling
To walk is hard, what are you advising
The pain is coming through in waves
Please have mercy that’s what I’m praying

When I was a child there where no limps
Just the will to do or die
I don’t know how but it is gone
I cannot put my finger on it now
I don't know how but I know that I must try

But my bum has become comfortably numb