Songs from the Carehome ... Mr Floyd

Hello?
Is there anybody in there?
Just nod if you can hear me
Is there anyone at home?

Come on, now
I hear you're feeling down
Well I can ease your pain
Get you on your feet again

Relax
I'll need some information first
Just the basic facts
Can you show me where it hurts?

I am in pain, I’m on the ceiling
This chair is hard, what are you advising
The pain is coming through in waves
Please have mercy that’s what I’m praying

When I was a child we had a sofa

With cushions just like big balloons

Now I want to sit there once again

Oh the pain you would not understand

Sitting where I am

But my bum has become comfortably numb

My bum has become comfortably numb

Okay
Just another clock-tick

There'll be no more
But I think you’ll need a stick

Can you stand up?
Now you’ve started walking - good
I’m here beside you, you know
Come on it's time to go

I am in pain, I’m on the ceiling
To walk is hard, what are you advising
The pain is coming through in waves
Please have mercy that’s what I’m praying

When I was a child there where no limps

Just the will to do or die

I don’t know how but it is gone
I cannot put my finger on it now

I don't know how but I know that I must try

But my bum has become comfortably numb