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Saturday, 23 March 2019

Monoculists

Manufacturers of binoculars
Are a curious race
Their wares are almost exclusively
Made for a narrow face

An interocular distance
Exceeding 74
Millimetres may be rare
But who can know for sure

How many neglected customers
Would purchase wider opticals
From avant-garde manufacturers
We're people too - not gargoyles!

God gave us two good eyes like you
But your casual prejudice
Turns many a stereophile into
A frustrated monoculist

Compensating for his lack
With an enormous telescope
You could win our business back
Surely not too much to hope ...

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