He is a Weasel - methinks
That thankless eats and thankless drinks
And excuses ingratitude
By recourse to a platitude
The Weasel and all his adherents
Deny that gifts come from parents
Eschewing a primary cause
As if they believe in Santa Claus
When you challenge their world view
They will then imply that you
Possess deficient erudition
Have not sufficient education
To accept the explanation ...
Reindeer in the fifth dimension!
As Santa comes and Santa goes
All his clothes and Rudolph's nose
Travel near the speed of light
Red-shifted glowing in the night
All the Weasel's theories
Are very similar to these
Happy in his self-made home
He wishes to be left alone
The Weasel says his life is joy
That thanklessness great freedom brings
But I think any normal boy
Wants his Dad to give him things
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